What’s next? Toilet paper origami?

(He said)

Oh my goodness. I knew it. I should’ve seen it coming. It was bound to happen. The signs were there.

What started as an innocent he said/she said, husband/wife, food blog, has quickly turned into a DIY Pinterest account, complete with holiday craft projects, and bonus tips on how to entertain your kids.

Why me? How could I let this happen? How could I let her trick me?

Make your own ornaments? What is this shit? Food coloring??? Are we making Easter eggs, too? This is not my beautiful house. How did I get here?

*Update 12/22: There is a picture of a cat on our Instagram feed. That’s it, I’m outta here.

12/26 SHE SAID UPDATE

get over it. Same as it ever was.

Homemade Christmas Ornaments

something to do with the kids, she said.

Cornstarch & baking soda concoction… 2 cups of baking soda, 1 cup of cornstarch, 1 1/4 cups of water, stir constantly over medium heat til it goes from liquid to dough like consistency….

Cool to room temp in a bowl, covered with a damp paper towel–we did not have christmas cutouts exactly, but we did have the letters E & M:).