He said:
Leave a dirty station at work, and you’re more than lazy, you’re basically, just an asshole. At night, at home, it’s understood that the same rules do not apply. I blame the Gemini in me for creating the need for these two worlds to coexist. Ying & Yang. Organized vs. total clusterfuck. “A go-getting slacker who’s extremely hardworking & lazy”, is how it’s stated it on my resume.
It’s just a little different at home. The strokes aren’t quite as sure. The head & hand are not always in sync. The knives aren’t kept as sharp, yet the cuts happen more often here. No real time restraints, yet no true sense of purpose either.
Sub-par performance of a repeat dish. Lemon Basil Crab Fettuccine. Easy enough. Garlic cream sauce, crab meat, some sweet golden tomatoes, jalapeño, fresh basil & lemon zest. Just off a little tonight.
“This could be my favorite batch ever”, she says.
I love her.
Then she says, “It might be a little salty”.
I love her.
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